Homo In The City was created to share the trials and tribulations of being a young, gay professional in the city of Washington, DC. Having been a Washingtonian now for enough time to call the city my home, you can look forward to biased content slandering gay Republicans, the Hill, DC Interns, those twinks who throw up after almost every meal, and those annoying 40-year-old men who insist on buying you a drink. Welcome to Homo In The City.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Hottest Man Alive Talks Cock Size, Sister [In The City] to Face Judicial Charges



I hope people are thinking about my work a little bit more than they're thinking about the size of my schlong. Not to say that they shouldn't.

-Julian McMahon [HOTTEST MAN ALIVE]

In other BREAKING news, Sister [In The City] to face 2nd college judicial hearing this year...

Dear Sister [In The City]:

I am writing this letter to inform you that a complaint has been brought against you for possible violation of the following provision(s) of the Code of Student Conduct:

  • Quiet hours
  • Illegal drugs
  • Alcohol

    A Pre-Hearing Interview has been scheduled and a copy of the Incident Report will be available for your review at the Pre-Hearing. At that time you will have an opportunity to accept or deny responsibility for the complaint. Should you accept responsibility; an Administrative Disposition will be held. Should you not accept responsibility; the matter may be referred to the University Judicial Board.

    Damn college kids! [Will you ever learn to stop drinking, smoking pot, and having rough sex during quiet hours!!]

    Your Homo In The City,
    Kevin

    • posted by Homo In The City at 1:52 AM

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