Homo In The City was created to share the trials and tribulations of being a young, gay professional in the city of Washington, DC. Having been a Washingtonian now for enough time to call the city my home, you can look forward to biased content slandering gay Republicans, the Hill, DC Interns, those twinks who throw up after almost every meal, and those annoying 40-year-old men who insist on buying you a drink. Welcome to Homo In The City.

Friday, September 01, 2006

UPDATE: Brew at the Zoo.

So I was at the gym earlier this week and guess who I saw there?!

Yes, no one other than the tanorexic Brad Pitt Metrosexual look-a-like [read as: pretend straight man] from Brew at the Zoo! Click here for [photo documentation]

I may have to slap his ass with a towel next time I see him to guage his reaction. Strategically predicted outcomes:
1) Pissed-off look in response to stimulus, punch to the face -> he's "straight"
2) It moves to the shower. -> SCANDALOUS!

Obviously, I'll keep you posted.

Your Homo In The City,
Kevin

posted by Homo In The City at 1:37 PM

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