Any gay male
[or straight woman for that matter] understands just how confusing Metrosexuals are. As if seeing
them on the streets isn't confusing enough
[nevermind being forced to work in the same office with one] Having said that, I'd like to share today's
[typical] convo between me and our Metrosexual Intern.
9 AM(Having just battled DC traffic, Kevin enters office victorious)(MetroIntern observes Kevin's fabulous outfit, tie [and 95% probability] his butt too)MetroIntern: Tie today huh? Off-site meeting, off-site client meeting?
(Refrains from commenting on butt as that just might push TOO many boundaries)[Kevin] Nah, more like 2nd to last day here..
(Immune to the comments at this point)MetroIntern: You know, you should give me your contact info, I may want to hire you some day..
MetroIntern: Or you may want to hire me..
(Kevin gossips to Coworker)[Kevin's Coworker later] Hire the MetroIntern? You know, that'd really depend on the amount of manual labor involved for the job..
[Kevin] Yeah, I think it really would depend on the
hand job at hand.
12 PM(Kevin schvitzing his balls off)[Kevin] It's a little hot up here don't you think?
MetroIntern: Yea, it is.
[Kevin] I'm gonna open a window..
(Kevin opens window)MetroIntern: (Referring to his hotness [and 95% probability] wanting to flat out jump Kevin's bones at this point) Would you like me to leave?
Umm
[what] who actually says this shit out loud??
In other BREAKING news, I recently learned my exBF is now dating some random guy -- not too long after the divorce
[call me just a LITTLE suspicious] The kicker, he's not very good-looking and is going bald
[LOL] Somehow, I think I made out better in the break-up/alimony/spoils department.
Don't you find it funny who people date post-yourself? Feels kinda good when you know they've down-graded though right? Or is that better put
[makes you care less about the entire relationship in general]Tempting to post their new online couple picture
[All reasonable bribes will be considered]Your Homo In The City,
Kevin